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A pair of chickens go to the library
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before. The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
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Dominique Hourani once had two chickens
Dominique Hourani once had two chickens. One of them got terribly sick. So she killed the other one to make soup to get the first one well again.
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I think I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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May I take your order, sir?
A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take your order, sir?" he asked. "Well, I was wondering how you prepare your chickens." The man replied. "Oh, it's nothing too special, sir," the waiter confided. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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Dead Chicken Gun
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies. The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly. The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Use a thawed chicken."
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Q & A
Q:Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Q:Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
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what does the chicken say to accross a busy street?
Q:what does the chicken say to accross a busy street?
A:EGGS-cuse me please

Q:Where do you find informations about eggs?
A:in the HEN-cyclopedia!

Q:why did the chicken lift weights?
A:She needed EGGS-ercise!

Q:What do u call a city of 20 million eggs?
A:New Yolk city!

Q:Why are chicken good employees?
A:because they work around the cluck!

Q:What grows on yolk trees?
A:EGG-corns

Q:what did chicken call a school test?
A:an EGGS-amination.

Q:What do you call an egg with cowboy boots?
A:A western omelette.
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Talk with 2 chickens
2 Chickens were having a talk:

Chicken 1: Buk
Chicken 2: Buk
Chicken 1: Buk Buk
Chicken 2: Why are you changing the subject?
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chicken joke
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2 eggs
wo eggs were in a frying pan. 1st egg: hello there! 2nd egg: ahhhhh! a talking egg!
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Varieties
Chicken jokes 01 Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken! Q: Why did the horse cross the road? A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side! Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup? A: Because it ran out of cluck! Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement? A: She laid a sidewalk! Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? A: She kicked the bucket! Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck! Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? A: She was tickled to death!
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Halfway along the road
why did the chicken cross halfway along the road? It wanted to lay it on the line!
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